Sketch London: Here’s What It’s Really Like

Here’s what going for high tea at Sketch London is really like. There are a ton of bucket list items in London, this was always one of mine. And, I’m happy to report that it’s better than I expected. However, without a reservation, chances are that you aren’t going inside. Do yourself a favor and book Sketch London well in advance. This place which is a living tribute to ridiculous eye candy is always crowded, because it’s as impressive as it is delicious.

Why go to Sketch London?

First off, walking into Sketch London is an event.

As you approach the door, you are greeted by several people. Everyone asks the same question, “Do you have a reservation?” The matter concerning whether or not you have booked the restaurant is well established before you get to the final door.

What’s it like inside Sketch London?

Upon entering, you will see an artistic game of hopscotch with Sketch listed at the top. And, given that this place is so widespread on Instagram, feel free to actually play. Yes, I spotted several people actually hopping around.

Continue walking past various men in suits and women donning flower crowns to an artistic black staircase drenched in hot pink and white paint splatters. Roped off with a metal chain, staffers aren’t big on letting you pose for photos there. I tried.

Explore the Glade

Walk past the Glade, a bar that echoes sentiments of a magical fairyland on steroids. And, don’t forget to look up, because the feathers and flowers hanging from the ceiling cast quite a spell. Complete with modern cocktails that are sure to bewitch, this bar is not to be missed after time spent in the main dining room.

Pink, pink, pink in Sketch Gallery!

After rounding the corner, you will notice an incredible explosion of pink in The Gallery. This reads like a cross between Pepto Bismol and bubble gum in the best way possible. 

Celebrate the seasons

Every season at Sketch London inspires something new. If you visit during the winter, expect nutcrackers and a winter wonderland. If you visit in the spring, expect a floral vibe. These clever folks don’t squander an opportunity to deck out their fabulous space. They even dressed up the restaurant to celebrate the equinox.

The Sketch London vibe 

Pink couches and clamshell seats decorate the space. Shrewd artwork hangs on the walls and a rose gold bar anchors the back of the room.

Inside, everyone is smiling and snapping photos, because that is pretty much mandatory for tea at Sketch London. Even the menus are super fancy, but that should not be a surprise at this point.

Most people start off this experience with champagne, and you will hear corks popping every few seconds. Even if you just go for a glass (that’s what I did), this is a real treat. The high pour is quite beautiful, and it’s a real showstopper.

Caviar man

If you order caviar, a man decked out in the most fabulous pink suit serves it to you. If you dig fish eggs, this is incredibly cool.

Tasty treats

Along with the really interesting, nontraditional tea, the staff happily brings you extra sandwiches. The desserts are exquisite, but it is the scone accompanied with light as air cream that is the real showstopper.

The Sketch London pods

At some point, you will climb the circular staircase to the bathroom. This experience is usually not worth mentioning, but the folks behind Sketch London did something unexpected. They made a statement.

The bathroom is decked out with what can best be described as oversized alien eggs. It is pretty funny to watch everyone taking photos of the space. And, yes, that is exactly what I did. Bonus, if you go during the holidays, the pods are gift wrapped. It sounds creepy until you see it. Then, it’s amazing!

Overall

High tea at Sketch London is awesome, just don’t forget to make reservations. And, appreciate everything happening in front of you, because this place is a creative dream wrapped up in pink wanderlust. 

Looking for other suggestions for London? Check out The Shard nearby!